I'm Argentinean, I've lost count of the amount of times a simple friendly amateur football match has ended in a massive brawl. "Soccer" isn't the problem, it's americans not giving a fuck about it.
This is totally wrong. Soccer games go to overtime periods. Then, sets of penalty kicks(which are a nightmare for goalies playing on any level). The younger you are, the more you would try to nail the goalie right in the face, hoping he couldn't handle it! In any loose ball situation, you could pretty much shoulder the other person out of the way as hard as you wanted! One of the worst sprains i ever had was getting my foot folded backwards, from being a split second too late on the draw. I grew up in Texas(same as Mike Judge)
despite how much koth makes fun of soccer most soccer teams arent like this….and its actually a pretty physicially demanding sport taking more coordination than football
In sports during gym in Elementary and Junior high, I hated ties. In sports outside if school, I hated ties. The "everyone is a winner thing" needs to go away by a certain age, like eight years of age. These are supposed to be 12-13 year olds, who by this point, have a better grasp of understanding things, and even Bobby realizes that this coach is full of crap. There are winners and loser. You win, yippee for you. You lose, regroup and come back next time better and stronger.
A tie game means everybody's a loser, because neither team was able to overcome the other to be a winner. In turn failing to achieve the goal of the game, and therefore losing.
"Bobby, I didn't think I'd have to tell you this, but I'd be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking".
This is where Developer's Foresight truly comes in handy when developing a Sport, Tournament, or any relevant Competition in general: While some sports have Tiebreaker Rounds (Extra Innings, Overtime, Penalty Shot Shootouts) and some Speedrun Tournaments have similar (usually a Bonus Round or Extra Run after the Grand Finals), I prefer to cut out the middle man by having very specific criteria that would not require a Tiebreaker Round unless if all other options have been exhausted; this comes in the form of Best Stats, whoever finishes the event with the best performance in specific categories would be determined the winner and any Draw in the Stat~based Tiebreakers would have us keep going down the stack until either an Extra Round or a Coin Toss becomes mandatory. The NFL does this for any teams that are tied for their Win/Loss/Draw record, whenever there are too many eligible for the Playoffs, and it makes the process much more bearable that I feel it should be implemented into games that end in a Draw for score; it's not too difficult of a concept to implement, and given how easy it is to record Team/Player Stats today, I am certain that Soccer and even Golf Leagues can implement this to make the games faster and guarantee a definitive victor after Regulation and/or Stoppage Play/Overtime is over.
Taco here, the cultural difference in American sports with soccer is a bit complex, people in the United States enjoy scoring more than the development of the game itself, very different from the rest of the world where they admire soccer equally in the development of the game and the goals themselves. It is not common for Americans that there are draws in sports, something that does happen in soccer but that non-Americans enjoy with great euphoria due to the intensity of the game itself. To give an example, in basketball it is quite common for both teams to score many points, but in the final seconds the team that is winning can lose by a single shot, this would not happen in soccer because the development of the game is something more strategic, where it is about feigning and confusing the rival to score a goal.
yet, NFL people fix their games so they are no better than basktball or any type of sport…its all about money and power got involved…sports like these ,during 80's and 70's to early 90's they played for real….then 2000 arrive..everyone played not hard anymore cause rich investors got involved
Literally not even close. Soccer players and coaches are brutally competitive.
That brings back memories… Of me being the only kid on my team to NOT insist on being the "one man team".
Meanwhile in Latin america: People literally killing each other with bare fist for a local non profesional league because of a bad call of the ref
Dumb americans, your fag american football full padded😂
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Everything is fine and dandy until they play agaisnt latin/european kids
Trust me in my country soccer is a serious business
I'm Argentinean, I've lost count of the amount of times a simple friendly amateur football match has ended in a massive brawl. "Soccer" isn't the problem, it's americans not giving a fuck about it.
This is totally wrong. Soccer games go to overtime periods. Then, sets of penalty kicks(which are a nightmare for goalies playing on any level). The younger you are, the more you would try to nail the goalie right in the face, hoping he couldn't handle it! In any loose ball situation, you could pretty much shoulder the other person out of the way as hard as you wanted! One of the worst sprains i ever had was getting my foot folded backwards, from being a split second too late on the draw. I grew up in Texas(same as Mike Judge)
Let's be honest here
I actually quit soccer because I felt bad for the other team when I won the game
What a strawman.
I want to see Hank's reaction to a tie game in the NFL
Extra hilarious since pro soccer has some of the worst sportsmanship i’ve ever heard of XD
So this's why America's soccer teams suck…
The problem with soccer: 'Murrica
That Game ain't right
I played too ball when I was like 6. I played outfield and picked flowers instead of paying attention to the game. I never was a sports guy
despite how much koth makes fun of soccer most soccer teams arent like this….and its actually a pretty physicially demanding sport taking more coordination than football
Everybody wins.
In sports during gym in Elementary and Junior high, I hated ties. In sports outside if school, I hated ties. The "everyone is a winner thing" needs to go away by a certain age, like eight years of age. These are supposed to be 12-13 year olds, who by this point, have a better grasp of understanding things, and even Bobby realizes that this coach is full of crap. There are winners and loser. You win, yippee for you. You lose, regroup and come back next time better and stronger.
Many soccer coaches are even more hardcore then football coaches. ( North American terminology)
A tie game means everybody's a loser, because neither team was able to overcome the other to be a winner. In turn failing to achieve the goal of the game, and therefore losing.
pretty sure whoever wrote this never saw a soccer match till after they wrote this.
"Bobby, I didn't think I'd have to tell you this, but I'd be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking".
This is where Developer's Foresight truly comes in handy when developing a Sport, Tournament, or any relevant Competition in general: While some sports have Tiebreaker Rounds (Extra Innings, Overtime, Penalty Shot Shootouts) and some Speedrun Tournaments have similar (usually a Bonus Round or Extra Run after the Grand Finals), I prefer to cut out the middle man by having very specific criteria that would not require a Tiebreaker Round unless if all other options have been exhausted; this comes in the form of Best Stats, whoever finishes the event with the best performance in specific categories would be determined the winner and any Draw in the Stat~based Tiebreakers would have us keep going down the stack until either an Extra Round or a Coin Toss becomes mandatory.
The NFL does this for any teams that are tied for their Win/Loss/Draw record, whenever there are too many eligible for the Playoffs, and it makes the process much more bearable that I feel it should be implemented into games that end in a Draw for score; it's not too difficult of a concept to implement, and given how easy it is to record Team/Player Stats today, I am certain that Soccer and even Golf Leagues can implement this to make the games faster and guarantee a definitive victor after Regulation and/or Stoppage Play/Overtime is over.
Only in America 😂
Try playing against liverpool or Germany in world cup
I'm german and I hate soccer. Yes we exist.
Congratulations! You get a participationship trophy! You too, you three… in fact even the ones watching the video get one!
This is why Américan soccer sucks, literally everywhere else parents will riot
It doesn’t matter what sport, Bobby is always just dickin’ around
In these comments: triggered soccer fans. Yikes.
Coach Lucas sounds like he took a pair of binoculars and stared at the sun for over an hour. That's why his nickname is Whiskers.
Taco here, the cultural difference in American sports with soccer is a bit complex, people in the United States enjoy scoring more than the development of the game itself, very different from the rest of the world where they admire soccer equally in the development of the game and the goals themselves. It is not common for Americans that there are draws in sports, something that does happen in soccer but that non-Americans enjoy with great euphoria due to the intensity of the game itself. To give an example, in basketball it is quite common for both teams to score many points, but in the final seconds the team that is winning can lose by a single shot, this would not happen in soccer because the development of the game is something more strategic, where it is about feigning and confusing the rival to score a goal.
This didn't seem like real soccer, not enough flopping😂😂😂
0:18 I can't tell if that boy is 13 or 31.
Bobbys gonna get a scholarship if he keeps it up
I love the fact that coach Lucas was voiced by Will Ferrell who's a great passionate for the sport ⚽⚽⚽‼️
This is how Americans play soccer
Throughout the entire world the game of soccer is very violent. we recently had a soccer riot in Mexico, 75 injuries n 2 fatal casualties
Soccer is really not like this. Lol
Se alegra con un empate, perfecto para Boca.
Bobby: why do you hate everything you don't understand?
Hank: i don't hate you Bobby
Bobby: I meant soccer
Hank: oh…. yeah i hate soccer
Meanwhile in Latin America:
José, we're poor, go play soccer until you get us out of poverty
"okay Mike, tell us you've never watched soccer without directly telling us"
yet, NFL people fix their games so they are no better than basktball or any type of sport…its all about money and power got involved…sports like these ,during 80's and 70's to early 90's they played for real….then 2000 arrive..everyone played not hard anymore cause rich investors got involved
A basketball coach was recently suspended for winning to much. This clip has officially become reality.