26 thoughts on “Chris Wood finishing PERFECTION 🤌”

  8. @HabitualLine-Stepper

    A look at the relationship between goals scored and chances missed using the formula:

    % = Goals / (Goals + Big Chances Missed)

    Mbuemo: 14 / (14+6) = 70%
    Wood: 17 / (17+10) = 63%
    Isak: 17 / (17+10) = 63%
    Salah: 21 / (21+14) = 60%
    Haaland: 18 / (18+18) = 50%
    Jackson: 9 / (9+15) = 37%
    Havertz: 8 / (8+14) = 36%

  10. @alexworld1992

    Wood is Treemendous. Absaloutley stumping the pundits, uprooting teams weekly. He's sapping the life out of defences – torching through them and leaving ash. He's knot stopping either. Sceptics claimed he was becoming an old oak but they are now Willowing in pity. His Bark is as terrifying as his bite! X

  12. @aquilarossa5191

    Here in NZ most folk have never heard of the guy, yet millions of football fans around the world know exactly who he is is.
    Why? It's an ugg ball country. You know, the game where a bunch of blokes jog around grunting like cavemen chasing a ball that looks like a dinosaur egg. The national ugg ball team are called the All Blacks. Kiwis diss football hard saying it's for girls and the rainbow types etc, but it is getting better. There's two teams in the Aussie A League now. They also finally have Jaffa Cakes in the supermarkets — sometimes.

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